the "one" meme

Response to this this post.

1. One movie that made you laugh: Hot Fuzz

2. One movie that made you cry: Two Brothers Don't like to see animals hurt, though I love gore movies with humans getting hurt.

3. One movie you loved when you were a child: The Black Hole

4. One movie that you have seen more than 10 times: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

5. One movie you've seen multiple times in the theater: Batman saw it and Last Crusade four times each in the summer of 1989.

6. One movie you walked out on: Stopped watching Chicago after 15 minutes on dvd.
When I was six I got scared during this 3d movie, Spacehunter, and made my dad take me out.

7. One movie that you can and do quote from: Repo Man

8. One movie you loved, but were embarrassed to admit it: Just One of the Guys

9. One movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven't gotten around to watching yet: Sunset Blvd.

10. One movie you hated: Moulin Rouge!

11. One movie that scared you: Prince of Darkness

12. One movie that made you happy: Evil Dead II

13. One movie that made you miserable: Two Brothers

14. One movie musical for which you know all the lyrics to all the songs: Hedwig and the Angry Inch

15. One movie that you have been known to sing along with: Top Secret!

16. One movie you would recommend that everyone see: 2001: A Space Odyssey

17. One movie character you’ve fallen in love with:

Judy Davis

starring as

Joan, the mom, in Children of the Revolution

18. One actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie: Brad Dourif

19. One actor that would make you less likely to see a movie: Tom Cruise

20. One of the last movies you saw: Hot Fuzz on dvd. Quantum of Solace in the theatre.

21. One of the next movies you hope to see: The Day the Earth Stood Still

Ahhhh!

Scary post over at Total Dick-Head!

Was shooter a Marine?

Gunman kills 30 at US university. The only question now is, was he a Marine?

      HARTMAN
Do any of you people know who Charles

Whitman was?

No response.

      HARTMAN
None of you
dumbasses knows?

COWBOY raises his hand.

      HARTMAN

Private Cowboy?

      COWBOY
Sir, he was that guy who shot
all those people
from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!


HARTMAN
That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed
twenty
people from a twenty-eight-storey
observation tower at the
University of Texas
from distances up to four hundred yards.


HARTMAN looks around.

      HARTMAN
Anybody know who Lee
Harvey Oswald was?

Almost everybody raises his hand.


HARTMAN
Private Snowball?

      SNOWBALL
Sir, he shot
Kennedy, sir!

      HARTMAN
That's right, and do you know how
far away
he was?

      SNOWBALL
Sir, it was pretty far!
From that book
suppository building, sir!

The recruits laugh at
"suppository. "

      HARTMAN
All right, knock it off! Two
hundred and fifty
feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away

and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got
off three rounds with an
old Italian bolt action
rifle in only six seconds and scored two
hits,
including a head shot! Do any of you people

know where
these individuals learned to
shoot?

JOKER raises his hand.


HARTMAN
Private Joker?

      JOKER
Sir, in the Marines,
sir!

      HARTMAN
In the Marines! Outstanding! Those

individuals showed what one motivated
marine and his rifle can do!
And before you
ladies leave my island, you will be able to
do
the same thing!

from Full Metal Jacket